7. time--Jun 26, 2019, 11:50 PM (30 minutes ago)
   to Nerdy girl.
   
   I DONT KNOW.anjelica.
   
   CRAZIES EVERYWHERE.
   
   
   how do i describe it? i don't now.
   
   how about the truth? yes. obviously.
   
   so, heres a go at that for starters.
   
   to explain this idiocy on the part of earths authority figures involved in this matter, for now i'll just say this.
   
   regarding my trip to legal aid,
   A REPRESENTATIVE OF LEGAL AID SAYS TO ME, ''WELL, KERRY, IF YOU WANT OUR HELP IN FINDING A COPY OF YOUR DADS LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT THEN YOU'LL HAVE TO FIRST GET US A COPY OF YOUR DADS DEATH CERTIFICATE.''
   
   SO I SAID TO HER, REALLY? 'FUCK OFF? REALLY?
   
   OKAY, I'LL GO TO MOUNT PLESANT CEMETARY TO GET A COPY FROM THE FUNERAL PARLOUR DIRECTOR THERE.''
   
   SO'S I RUSHES DOWN TO MOUNT PLESANT CEMETARY AND STARTS TALKIN TO THE FUNERAL GUY IN CHARGE OF THE CEMETARY.
   
   HE STARTS FREAKING AND SAYING, 'I'MMSORRY BUDDY, BUT, UNLESS YOUR THE EXECUTOR
   OF YOUR FATHERS ESTATE, I CAN'T GIVES YA A COPY OF JIM LINKERS SWEET DEATH CERTIFICATE..''''
   
   '''WOE MY'''
   I SAYS TO THAT.
   
   ''WHY BUDDY?''
   
   SO HE SAYS TO ME,
   '''ONLY YOUR SISTER IS ALLOWED TO ASK FOR A COPY OF YOUR DADS DEATH CERTIFICATE. BECAUSE SHES THE EXECUTOR.'''
   
   SHE WAS ALSO THE POWER OF ATTORNEY, RIGHT? YES. BUT ONCE YOUR DAD DIED THEIR WAS NO MORE POWER OF ATTORNEY.
   THE TECHNICAL NAME OF WHO YOUR DERANGED SISTER IS FOR YOUR FATHERS ESTATE NOW IS THE 'EXECUTOR'''
   DO YOU UNDERSTAND, KERRY?
   
   I SAYS, 'YES SIR. I UNDERSTANDS.
   
   ''''SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.'''''
   
   I SAID.
   '''MY SISTER, WINNIE,
   THE PERSON, WHO IS ACTUALLY DELIBERATELY BREAKING THE LAWS OF ONTARIO BY PREVENTING ME FROM SEEING A COPY OF MY DADS FINAL WILL AND TESTAMENT, IS, IN ALL ACTUALITY- THE ONLY PERSON IN EXISTENCE HERE ON EARTH PRESENTLY WHO IS ALLOWED TO ASK FOR A COPY OF THE DEATH CERTIFICATE REGARDING MY FATHERS DEATH? PRESENTLY ON THIS PLANET?'''
   
   ''YES SIR!''
   
   
   THE IDIOT REPLIED TO ME.
   
   SO I SAID TO HIM, 'BUT LEGAL AID WONT GIVE ME ASSISTANCE IN A CERTAIN MATTER UNLESS I HAVE A COPY OF THE DEATH CERTIFICATE.''''
   
   ''OOOOOH?''
   
   HE SAYS TO THAT.
   
   ''OOOH ? I SEE.'''
   
   HE SAYS TO ME.
   
   SO I SAID TO HIM, ''YOU REALIZE THIS LAW DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE.
   
   THE PERSON BREAKING CANADAS LAWS ON FINAL WILLS BY PREVENTING ME FROM SEEING A COPY OF MY FATHERS FINAL WILL AND TESTAMENT, THE PERSON DOING THAT, IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS ALLOWED TO ASK FOR A COPY OF MY FATHERS LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT.''
   
   YOU DO REALIZE THATS CRAZY?
   RIGHT?''''.
   
   I SAID TO HIM.
   
   HE SAYS.
   
   ''YES, I AGREE, THATS CRAZY. BUT WE HAVE TO ABIDE BY SUCH A CRAZY LAW. BECAUSE ITS THE LAW.''''
   
   '''OOOOH??/'''
   
   I SAID.
   OF COURSE. OF COURSE!!
   
   THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.
   
   THANK YOU FOR CRARIFYING THAT FOR ME. HOLY FUCK.

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8. 
   hermaphroditusc2q45June 26, 2019 at 9:28 PM

   amazing. CHECK COMMENTS SECTION. IN THIS JOURNAL. TRULY AWE INSPIRING STUPIDITY.
   ON THE PART OF EARTHS PRESENT SPIRITUALLY DELIBERATELY DERANGED AUTHORITIES.
   FRIGHTENING HOW SUCH PEOPLE COULD BE IN CHARGE OF THE PLANET EARTHS NORTHERN PARTS.

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